TODAYS JOKE!!! “The Sucker”

A man down on his luck, finds $50 in an alley.

He enters a massage parlour and asks

”What can I get for $50?”

The madam points to two doors and says “Take your pick.”

One says brunette, the other blonde.

He enthusiastically walks through the ‘blonde’ door.

Again, he faces two doors.

One is labelled ‘Big boobs’, the other ’Little boobs’

Big boobs is a winner he thinks!

He goes through the door and is faced with ANOTHER 2 doors. One is signed ’Sucker’, the other

‘Non-sucker’

Pretty horny by now he’s thinking, “I definitely want a sucker.”

He races through the door to find himself back where he began….. in the alley

SUCKER!!

By Anonymous