“Blow That Fucking Candle Out”

Set in the early 1900’s

A newly married couple lay in bed.

An argument begins about who’s turn it is to blow the candle out…..

Wife: “Whoever can tell the rudest rhyme, wins.” She continues “The loser can get up to blow the candle out”

Hubby agrees and goes first.

”Rise penis, rise. To twice your normal size. Stick it up her hairy crack and make her belly rise!”

He turns to her with victory in his eyes.

Wife: ”I will trump that”

”Pout pussy, pout. Grab his penis by it’s snout, turn his foreskin inside out and BLOW THAT FUCKING CANDLE OUT”

By MY MOTHER!!