Joke Of The Day!

Three bums and a whorehouse

Heard this joke several years ago, so can't take credit for writing it.

Three bums are sitting on a bench at a park just across the road from a whorehouse.

The first bum says to the other two, "I think I'm going to go over there and get me some action.". He walks across the road and comes back a few minutes later with a smile on his face.

The other two bums curious of his endeavors ask him what happened to him. He replies to them, "Well my lovely lady put a pineapple ring around my pecker, and she ate it off!".

The other two bums got excited and so with delight, the second bum said he'd try his luck as well. He left them and headed towards the whorehouse.

A few minutes later he comes back to them with a big smile on his face and the other two bums question his endeavors. The second bum told them, "My lovely lady put two pineapple rings around my pecker and she ate them off!"

The third bum unable to stand being left out raced across the road to the whorehouse, and after several minutes walked out with the biggest smile on his face of them all.

The first and second bum, earnestly wanted to know what happened and so the third bum told them, still smiling, "Well my lovely lady put THREE pineapple rings around my pecker, whipped cream and a cherry on top! Looked so good, I ate it myself!"

By Anonymous